Verse 1:
D Cadd9
Winter gettin’ colder,Summer gettin’ warmer
G D
Tidal wave comin’ cross the mexican border
D Cadd9
Why by gallon, it’s cheaper by the barrel
G
Just don’t get busted singin’ Christmas carols
Chorus:
D Cadd9 G D
That’s us, That’s right, Gotta love this American Ride
D Cadd9 G D
Both ends of the ozone burnin’ funny how The world keeps turnin’
D Cadd9 G (N.C)
Look ma, no hands!!! I love
D D Cad99 G
American Ride
Verse 2:
D Cadd9
Mama get’s her rocks off Watchin’ Desperate Housewives
G D
Daddy works his can off payin’ for the good life
D Cadd9
Kids on the Youtube learnin’ how to be cool
G D
Livin’ in a cruel world pays to be a mean girl
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 3:
D A
Poor little infamous America’s town
G D
She gained 5 pounds and lost her crown
A
Quick fix plastic surgical anecdote
G D
Got herself a record deal, can’t even sing a note
Verse 4:
D Cadd9
Plasma gettin’ bigger, Jesus gettin’ smaller
G D
Spill a cup of coffee, Make a million dollars
D Cadd9
Custom caught a thug, with an airisol can
G D
If the shoe don’t fit, The fit’s gonna hit the shan
(Repeat Chorus, replace “look ma, no hands”
with “Hot dog, hot damn”)
D Cadd9 G
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na
D
Na,na,na,na,naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
