By Frank Zappa
Album: Joe’s Garage Act I
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Intro:
Am AmM7 Am7 D9 (2X)
Am G F F G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
E F G E
I don’t want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Am G D Dsus4 D
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Instrumental Break
(^) Slide Up () Slide Down (h) Hammer On (p) Pull Off (b) Bend
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This part 4x
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