Gm C F A#
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Gm A#m-5/E D7
You really are a heel.
Gm Cm
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
F A#
You’re as charming as an eel.
Gm A7
Mr. Grinch.
A#m-5/E
You’re a bad banana with a
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Greasy black peel.
Gm C F A#
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Gm A#m-5/E D7
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Gm Cm
Your brain is full of spiders,
F A#
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Gm A7
Mr. Grinch.
A#m-5/E
I wouldn’t touch you, with a
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thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
Gm C F A#
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
Gm A#m-5/E D7
You have termites in your smile.
Gm Cm
You have all the tender sweetness
F A#
Of a seasick crocodile.
Gm A7
Mr. Grinch.
A#m-5/E
Given the choice between the two of you
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I’d take the seasick crockodile.
Gm C F A#
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
Gm A#m-5/E D7
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Gm Cm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
F A#
Your soul is full of gunk.
Gm A7
Mr. Grinch.
A#m-5/E
The three words that best describe you,
A#m-5/E
are as follows,
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And I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”
Gm C F A#
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
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You’re the king of sinful sots!
Gm Cm
Your heart’s a dead tomato,
F A#
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Gm A7
Mr. Grinch!
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Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
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overflowing with the most disgraceful
Gm Cm
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
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Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
Gm C F A#
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
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With a nauseaus super-naus.
Gm Cm
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
F A#
And you drive a crooked horse.
Gm A7
Mr. Grinch.
A#m-5/E
You’re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
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With arsenic sauce.
