Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B B7 C7 Db7 D7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D D7 Db7 C7 B7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
B
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a mean old man, mean old man
E E7
His sister Pam works in a shop
E
She never stops she`s a go-getter
B B7 C7 Db7 D7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
D7 Db7 C7 B7
Only place that he`s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
B7 C7 Db7 D A E | D A E
E E7
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B
Sleeps in a hole in the road
B7 C7 Db7 D7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
D7 Db7 C7 B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a mean old man, mean old man
E E7
His sister Pam works in a shop
E
She never stops she`s a go-getter
B
Takes him out to look at the Queen
B7 C7 Db7 D7
Only place that he`s ever been
D7 Db7 C7 B7
Always shouts out something obscene
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
Outro: B7 C7 Db7 D A E | D A E
