Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
I am complete!
Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 A5
Now I’m complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
This world will be mine, and you’re first in line!
Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 F#5 D5
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
B D F# G
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G D A
we challenge you to a rock off,
G D A
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
B5 B5 B5
Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
D5 A5 B5
The Demon Code prevents me,
D5 A5 B5
From declining a rock-off challenge.
D5 A5 A E
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
E
If we win,
E Am E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E Am F C G A
and also you will have to pay our rent
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
G
Then you can take Kage back to hell…
What!?
Trust me Kage it’s the only way
What the fuck are you talkin about?
C
To be your little bitch
Fine!
B5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 Eb5 G5 F#5 B5
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 Eb5 G5 F#5 B5
I’m the devil I love metal!
C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 Eb5 G5 F#5 B5
Check this riff, it’s fucking tasty!
B5
I’m the Devil I can do what I want!
D5
Whatever I ‘got I’m ‘gonna flaunt!
F#5 F#5 B5
There’s never been a rock-off that I’ve ever lost!
B5
I can’t wait to take Kage back to hell!
D5
I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
F#5 F#5 B5
I’ll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
D5
NOOOO! c’mon Kage bring the thunder
Gm Bb
There’s just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
Listen to me-
D Gm
He rocks to hard because he’s not a mortal man
God dammit Kage,
Gm
he’s gonna make you his sex slave,
Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
Noo…
D Gm
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
Dude,
Gm
we’ve been through so much shit
Eb
De-activated lasers with my dick
Bb D
Now it’s time to blow this fucker down
Gm
c’mon Kage now it’s time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
I hear you Jables now it’s time to blow doors down
Gm
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb Bb F
We’ll bend you over then we’ll take ya to brown town
Gm
Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down
Eb Bb F
He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
C’mon Kage cuz it’s time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
OOOOOOh (?) It’s time for the black out
Gm D
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
Bb D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
Gm D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
Bb D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
Gm D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
Bb F
you are the devil, we are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F G
We are the D, We are the D
You guys are fuckin’ lame. Come on Kage, You’re comin with me!
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5
Taste my lightning, fucker!
Bb5 A5
No!
Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck!
D5
My Fuckin’ horn!
D5
Oh no!
D5 D C# D C# D C# D
From whence you came, you shall remain,
D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again!
C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 Eb5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5
Nooooooo!
E5 Eb5 G5 F#5
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G5 F#5 Ab5 D5 Dm
I’ll get you, Tenacious D!
