It’s not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don’t four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I’ve forgotten
Curled up died and now it’s rotten
Gm
I’m not a gangster tonight
Ab
Don’t want to be a bad guy
Gm
I’m just a loner baby
Ab
And now you’re gotten in my way
Eb
I can’t decide
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven
F
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Eb
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
G Ab
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Eb F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
Ab Eb
We’re going for a ride
C
It’s a bitch convincing people to like you
Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you’d be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn’t like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I’m crippled
Slug ten drinks I won’t get pickled
Gm
I’ve got to hand it to you
Ab
You’ve played by all the same rules
Gm
It takes the truth to fool me
Ab
And now you’ve made me angry
Eb
I can’t decide
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven
F
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Eb
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
G Ab
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Eb F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
Ab Eb
We’re going for a ride
C
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Fm
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
Bb Ebm
I wont deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone
G
Oh I could bury you alive
Cm
But you might crawl out with a knife
Abm
And kill me when I’m sleeping
That’s why
Eb
I can’t decide
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven
F
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Eb
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
G Ab
It’s cold and hard and petrified
Eb F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
Ab Eb
We’re going for a ride
