E
Canned laughter for applause
C D
You’ve opened doors
E
In and out of their wives
C D
In and out of your smalls
A
It’s not a BAFTA you’re after
Db F#
You want a million dollar lay
Hm Gm
By all means necessary
C H
You will get your way
Am G D
It all seems so easy
Gm
But so are you
H Em D A
That’s what I’ve heard them say
All the make up that you wear
Can’t hide the flaws
Your work in charity for your own cause
You won’t be dating a teacher
You’d rather shag a manic street preacher
By all means necessary
You will get your way
It all seems so easy
But so are you
That’s what I’ve heard them say
Em A
Sex with a stranger
Em
You’ve been laid in a manger
A
And you think he’s your saviour
Dm
Will he leave his pager?
G
You could be his daughter
Dm
Look what he’s bought ya
H
But the money won’t change ya
E
Of that there’s no danger
A
Now your life’s gettin’ darker
Em
It’s you that they’re after
A
Fifteen minutes a martyr
Dm
Blame it on your father
G
That dress nearly fits ya
Dm
Girl what’s possessed you
H
Can we please take your picture
Em G
You know they’ll forget ya
C H
Ooh yeah
It all seems so easy
But so are you
That’s what I’ve heard them say
By all means necessary
You will get your way
By all means necessary
You will get your way
By all means necessary
You will get your way
You don’t get your way
By giving it away
Canned laughter for applause
C D
You’ve opened doors
E
In and out of their wives
C D
In and out of your smalls
A
It’s not a BAFTA you’re after
Db F#
You want a million dollar lay
Hm Gm
By all means necessary
C H
You will get your way
Am G D
It all seems so easy
Gm
But so are you
H Em D A
That’s what I’ve heard them say
All the make up that you wear
Can’t hide the flaws
Your work in charity for your own cause
You won’t be dating a teacher
You’d rather shag a manic street preacher
By all means necessary
You will get your way
It all seems so easy
But so are you
That’s what I’ve heard them say
Em A
Sex with a stranger
Em
You’ve been laid in a manger
A
And you think he’s your saviour
Dm
Will he leave his pager?
G
You could be his daughter
Dm
Look what he’s bought ya
H
But the money won’t change ya
E
Of that there’s no danger
A
Now your life’s gettin’ darker
Em
It’s you that they’re after
A
Fifteen minutes a martyr
Dm
Blame it on your father
G
That dress nearly fits ya
Dm
Girl what’s possessed you
H
Can we please take your picture
Em G
You know they’ll forget ya
C H
Ooh yeah
It all seems so easy
But so are you
That’s what I’ve heard them say
By all means necessary
You will get your way
By all means necessary
You will get your way
By all means necessary
You will get your way
You don’t get your way
By giving it away
