Her green plastic watering can
Dmaj9/F# E6
For her fake chinese rubber plant
Dsus2 A Dsus2
In fake pla-ah-stic earth
A Asus4
That she bought from a rubber man
Dmaj9/F# E6
In a town full of rubber plans
Dsus2 A Dsus2
To get ri-i-d of itself
Bm11
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm11
It wears her out
A Asus4
It wears her out
A Asus4
She lives with a broken man
Dmaj9/F# E6
A cracked polystyrene man
Dsus2 A Dsus2
Who just crumbles and burns
A Asus4
He used to do surgery
Dmaj9/F# E6
For girls in the eighties
Dsus2 A Dsus2
But gravity always wins
Bm11
And it wears him out
A
It wears him out
Bm11
It wears him out
Asus4 A
It wears
A Asus4
She looks like the real thing
Dmaj9/F# E6
She tastes like the real thing
Dsus2 A Dsus2
My fake plastic love
A Asus4
But I can’t help the feeling
Dmaj9/F# E6
I could blow through the ceiling
Dsus2 A Dsus2
If I just turn and run
Bm11
And it wears me out
A
it wears me out
Bm11
It wears me out
Asus4 A
It wears me out
Bm11
And if i could be
Bm11
Who you wanted
A
If I could be
A
who you wanted
E6 Bm11
All the time
A
All the time
E6
Ah ah ah
Bm11 Bm11 A A E6 Bm11 Bm11 A
Solo:
e —————- / —————- / —————- / —————-|
B —————- / —————- / —————- / —————-|
G —————- / —————- / 2—6—6-6-6-6- / 6-6-6-6-7—9—|
D 2—2———– / 2————— / —————- / —————-|
A 0—0———– / 0————— / —————- / —————-|
E —————- / —————- / —————- / —————-|
e —————- / —————- / —————- / ———————|
B —————- / —————- / —————- / ———-9-9-10-12–|
G 11-11-11–9—– / 2-2-2-4-4-6-6-6- / 6-6-6-6-7—–9- / 9-9-11-11————|
D —————- / —————- / —————- / ———————|
A —————- / —————- / —————- / ———————|
E —————- / —————- / —————- / ———————|
