Capo 3
E A E
Have you ever had one of those days when nothin’ goes right
E
Your wife starts bitchin’ about whatever it was she was bitchin’
B7
about last night
E A E
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
E B7 E
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone
Chorus:
E A
Well it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
E B7
It’s a bad day, so you better get off my back
E A
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
E B7 E
Cause it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
Well I was runnin’ late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help
was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me
with pepper spray
Chorus
When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget
Chorus
E A E
Have you ever had one of those days when nothin’ goes right
E
Your wife starts bitchin’ about whatever it was she was bitchin’
B7
about last night
E A E
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
E B7 E
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone
Chorus:
E A
Well it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
E B7
It’s a bad day, so you better get off my back
E A
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
E B7 E
Cause it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
Well I was runnin’ late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help
was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me
with pepper spray
Chorus
When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget
Chorus
