Verse:
Am F C G
It’s these substandard motels on the (lalalalala)
Am F C E
corner of 4th and Fremont Street.
Am F C G
Appealing only because they are just that unappealing,
E Am
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.
Am F C G
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe
Am F C E
just a dash of formaldehyde,
Am F C G
And the habit of decomposing right before your
Am F C E
very (lalalala) eyes.
CHORUS:
E Am
Along with the people inside
F C G Am F E
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C G Am F C E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
E Dm
Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin
Am C
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
Am F
She’s getting a job at the firm come Monday.
C G
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
Am F
moonlighting aside, she really needs his money.
C E
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy.
E
Yeah (Yeah)
Verse:
Am F C G
And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition,
Am
for that virgin
F C
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business
E Am
as he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before,
F C G Am
after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact
Dm E
There was a terrible crash (there was a terrible crash)
Am F
Between her and the badge
C
She spilled her purse and her bag,
G E
and held a purse of a different kind.
CHORUS:
E Am
Along with the people inside
F C G
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
BRIDGE:
E Am F C
There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
G Am
It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains,
C E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
Am F C
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
G Am
It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains,
C E
And a few more of your least favorite things. (slow down tempo)
Am F C G
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C G | Am F C E
BRIDGE:
Am F C
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
G Am
It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains,
C E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
Am F C
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
G Am
And sleeping with the roaches and they taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
C G E (let ring)
And a few more of your least favorite things.
Am F C G
It’s these substandard motels on the (lalalalala)
Am F C E
corner of 4th and Fremont Street.
Am F C G
Appealing only because they are just that unappealing,
E Am
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.
Am F C G
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe
Am F C E
just a dash of formaldehyde,
Am F C G
And the habit of decomposing right before your
Am F C E
very (lalalala) eyes.
CHORUS:
E Am
Along with the people inside
F C G Am F E
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C G Am F C E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
E Dm
Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin
Am C
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
Am F
She’s getting a job at the firm come Monday.
C G
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
Am F
moonlighting aside, she really needs his money.
C E
Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy.
E
Yeah (Yeah)
Verse:
Am F C G
And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition,
Am
for that virgin
F C
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business
E Am
as he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before,
F C G Am
after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact
Dm E
There was a terrible crash (there was a terrible crash)
Am F
Between her and the badge
C
She spilled her purse and her bag,
G E
and held a purse of a different kind.
CHORUS:
E Am
Along with the people inside
F C G
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
BRIDGE:
E Am F C
There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
G Am
It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains,
C E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
Am F C
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
G Am
It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains,
C E
And a few more of your least favorite things. (slow down tempo)
Am F C G
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C E
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am F C G | Am F C E
BRIDGE:
Am F C
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
G Am
It’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains,
C E
And a few more of your least favorite things.
Am F C
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
G Am
And sleeping with the roaches and they taking best guesses
Am F
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
C G E (let ring)
And a few more of your least favorite things.
