Mommy baked an apple pie
Fm
Sayin “Hush, my baby, don’t you cry now”
G#
Eva Braun is next to your
Fm D#
Welcome to the friggin’ zoo!
C#
I don’t want your apple pie
D#
I’ll get heavy, I won’t fly
Fm Fm D#
If I eat too much of it
C#
Uncle Sam will make me shit.
G#
Daddy made a mug of kvas
Fm D#
Kremlin angels made all that jazz
CIA and KGB
Fast food service stuffed in me.
Припев
I can’t not dig what’s that all about
Some people eat – they never doubt
Some people serve bad fish for the rest
But I know for sure they’ll be under arrest.
Припев
I don’t want your pie or kvas
Apple pie that mommy cooked
Honey kvas that daddy brewed
Now I know that I will puke.
Now I know… Now I know for sure…
Now I know that I will puke.
Припев:
I don’t want, I don’t need
I don’t want your apple pie
I don’t want, I don’t need
I don’t want your honey kvas
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Припев:
I don’t want your honey kvas
I don’t want your apple pie
‘Cause I know that I’ll go gas
‘Cause I know that I will die.
‘Cause I know… I know for sure…
‘Cause I know that I will die.
