Yeah!
G
And if your heart stops beating
F#m Bm
I’ll be here wondering
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#m Bm
I’ll be here waiting, babe
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
C D
Then your heart can’t take this
G B
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb D
I think they never liked you anyway
G B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Cm
Wouldn’t it be grand? It ain’t exactly what you planned.
Eb D
And wouldn’t it be great
G
If we were dead?
G
Ohh dead.
G
Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
F#m Bm
You never fell in love
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
F#m Bm
I’ll be here waiting, babe
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won’t wait
Cm D
Then your heart can’t take this
G B7
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb D
I think they never liked you anyway
G B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C Eb
Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Eb D
And wouldn’t it be great
If we were dead?
Bridge:
Am G
And in my honest observation
/F# Em
During this operation
Em Cm
Found a complication in your heart
Am
So long, ’cause now you’ve got (now you’ve got)
Bm
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Adlib: G B7 C Eb D (2x)
One, two, one two three four!
G
LА LА LА LА LА!
B7
LА LА LА LА LА LA!
C D
LА LА LА LА LА LА LA!
Well come on,
C
LА LА LА LА LA!
B7
LА LА LА LА LА LA!
C D
LА LА LА LА LА LА LA!
Oh motherfucker,
G
If life ain’t just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
B7
Then why are we laughing? (LА LА LА LА LА LA!)
C
If life ain’t just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain’t just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
B7 C
Then why are we laughing? (LА LА LА LА LА LA!)
D
If life ain’t just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
G
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!