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|-7————-|-5————-|-4—4—2—0-|—–5—5—5-|
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GILES (Riff 1)
I’ve got a theory,
That it’s a demon,
A dancing demon-
No, something isn’t right there.
WILLOW (Riff 1)
I’ve got a theory,
Some kid is dreamin’
And we’re all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare.
Riff 2
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|———2—–|———4—–|———6—7-|-6h7———–|
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|—–4——-4-|—–5——-5-|—–7———|—————|
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XANDER (Riff 2)
I’ve got a theory,
We should work this out.
Riff 3
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|———4—–|———5—–|———7—–|———9—–|
|—–4——-4-|—–5——-5-|—–7——-7-|—–9———|
|-2————-|-3————-|-5————-|-7————-|
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|—–7———|
|-8h9———–|
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XANDER, GILES, ANYA, WILLOW, TARA (riff 3)
It’s getting eerie.
What’s this cheery singing all about?
XANDER (Riff 1, with pause)
It could be witches,
Some evil witches.
Which is ridiculous,’Cause witches, they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I’ll be over here.
ANYA (Half of Riff 1)
I’ve got a theory,
It could be bunnies.
TARA (Riff 1)
I’ve got a
theory-
ANYA (Distortion, bar chords in V position and above)
D E B
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!
D E B
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
A
And what’s with all the carrots?
E G
What do they need Such good eyesight for anyway?
D E A
Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!
(G chord)
Or maybe midgets?
WILLOW (Riff 2)
I’ve got a theory,
We should work this fast.
WILLOW & GILES (Riff 3)
Because it clearly
Could get serious before it’s passed.
BUFFY (strum, arpeggiate, whatever)
A C G D/F# Em
I’ve got a theory, It doesn’t matter.
C D G D/F# Em
What can’t we face if we’re together?
C D G D/F#
What’s in this place that we can’t weather?
Bm Am
Apocalypse? We’ve all been there.
Bm A
The same old trips. Why should we care?
ALL (as previous bit)
What can’t we do if we get in it?
We’re working through with every minute.
We have to try. We’ll pay the price.
It’s do or die…
BUFFY
Hey, I’ve died twice.
ALL
What can’t we face if we’re together?
What’s in this place that we can’t weather?
There’s nothing we can’t face…
ANYA
A
…except for bunnies.
