perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey.
E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you
C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide
to this after holding
C.)
INTRO:
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
Verse 1:
E C E C
She’s part girl, she’s part boy,
E C E C
She’s got parts everyone can enjoy.
E C E C
She’s got more, she’s got less,
Am F
She’s got her manhood tucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
E C E C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E C E C
Does she stand up when she’s taking a piss?
E C E C
She’s my little girl, yeah she’s my little guy,
Am F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C/? ? (x2)
Verse 3:
E C / ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E C /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C / ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
E C
Some things are white,
E C
Some things are black,
E C
Some girls wear make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
E C
She is still beautiful,
E C
She is still fine,
Am
It’s too bad her package
F
Is bigger than mine.
E E E E E C C/??
Verse 5:
E C / ?
She can’t help her imperfections,
E C / ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E C / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
