Standard Tuning
get the tempo from the song because I wouldn’t trust my tempo markings.
Intro:
A Bb A Bb
E-5–5-5-6 -5————5–5-5-6
B-5–5-5-6 -5————5–5-5-6
G-6–6-6-7 x3 then -6-6-5——–6–6-6-7 x3
D-7–7-7-8 / -7—-6-5—–7–7-7-8 /
A-7–7-7-8 -7——-6-5–7–7-7-8
E-5–5-5-6 -5———-6-5–5-5-6
-5————5–5-5-6 -5——
-5————5–5-5-6 -5——
then -6———-5-6–6-6-7 x3 then -6——
-7——-5-6–7–7-7-8 / -7——
-7—-5-6—–7–7-7-8 -7——
-5-5-6——–5–5-5-6 -5—–7
repeat 1st part of intro for verse:
A Bb
E-5–5-5-6
B-5–5-5-6
G-6–6-6-7
D-7–7-7-8
A-7–7-7-8
E-5–5-5-6
I’m a rich and famous doctor
knew I’d always be
an expert in the field of
Gynecology
Next on my agenda
checking your poondenda
let me see what I can find
if you get the nerve up
sit inside the stirup
single thought won’t cross my mind
*(stop playing)* I love….
*(continue)*
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutting womens’ minds at rest
I love…
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushing myself to be the best
*(stop playing)* Dr. Stephen’s in
augh! (continue)
do last part of intro
-5——
-6——
-7——
-7——
-5—–7
i’ve got magic fingers
doctor of the year
there’s not a lip that I can’t read
a pap that I can’t smear
*(stop playing, pause, thumb guitar twice)*
when your legs are open
I begin the gropin’
but I fear I must be blunt
i would just assume
i’d go to your balloon
i think i will stick to your c…..
*(stop playing)* front
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………*(fade out)*
thank god for men like stephen lynch
have any major life questions
check the manual.
there is a god, there is a plan
and the space ship is coming.
– Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents
