Grandfather Die
G D
When grandfahter dies
C D
Life will strange
G D
When grandfather dies
C D
my whole world will change
G D
when granderfather dies
C D
I’ll scream and I’ll yell
C D
cause I’ll f**king rich
G
as hell
Chorus
D C9
So grandfather die (yeah)
G
don’t keep me in suspense
D C9
oh, grandfather cough (whoa)
G
up that inheritance
D C9
oh grandfather don’t
G
hold on another day
D C9
i love you to death
C D
but I’ve got bills to pay
then
e-3—–2
b—2—-
g——–
d-0—0-0
a——–
e——–
G D
A stroke would be nice
C D
disease would be cool
G D
I’ll scatter his ashes
C D
In my new swimmin’ pool
G D
I’ll jam with the Stones
C D
I’ll dine with the Queen
C D
So what say we unplug
G
that machine.
(So here we go,
everybody now)
D C9
So grandfather fly
G
to heaven you must pass
D C9
oh grandfather think
G
of all the juicy angel ass
D C9
oh grandfather die
G
before the fiscal year
D C9
oh how I
G
wish Kevorkian were here
then
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Bridge
Am
For God’s sake,
B C D
you must be as old as the hills
Am B
I’m sick of the stench
C D
from your diaper spills.
Am B
You’re deaf, dumb, and blind
C D
and an amputee
Am B
you Don’t make new blood
C D
every time that you pee
Am B
your arthritis acts up
C D
whenever it rains
Am B
your so old, your penis
C D
has vericose veins
Am B
oh why don’t do die grandpa
C D
why must you fight
Am B
you old motherf**ker
C D G
just walk towards the goddamn light
D C D
G D C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
G D C D
walk toward the light old man
then
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b—2—-
g——–
d-0—0-0
a——–
e——–
G D
It’s all over now
C D
My granddaddy’s dead
G D
a mysterious blow
C D
to his wrinkled old head
G D
Before I collect
C D
A small oversight
C D G
But everything should turn out alright
C D
I’ll start working on my grandma…
Precious…
G
Tonight
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and the space ship is coming!!!
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