e:——————————————————————|
B:——————————————————————|
G:——————————————————————| x2
D:——5-5-4-4-5-5—–5-5-4-4-5-5—–5-5-4-4-5-5-7-7-5-5-4-4-5-5-|
A:——————0-0————-3-3—————————–|
E:–3-3————————————————————-|
Scotty doesn’t know that fiona and me do it in my van every sunday
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go
Still she’s on her knees and scotty doesn’t know
Chorus:
e:——————————————————————————-|
B:——————————————————————————-|
G:———————-5555555555555555———————-55555555–22222222-|
D:–55555555–44444444–5555555555555555–55555555–44444444–55555555–22222222-|
A:–55555555–22222222–3333333333333333–55555555–22222222–33333333–00000000-|
E:–33333333——————————33333333——————————-|
Ohhh scotty doesn’t know
So don’t tell scotty
Scotty doesn’t know
Scotty doesn’t know
(So don’t tell scotty)
Verse: (Palm Muted)
e:————————————————–|
B:——————————————11——|
G:————22222222–55555555—-10——10–10–|
D:–55555555–22222222–55555555—-10——8—10–|
A:–55555555–00000000–33333333–8——8——8—|
E:–33333333—————————————-|
Fiona says she’s out shopping
e:—————————————————-|
B:—————————————————-|
G:————22222222–55555555–10101010————|
D:–55555555–22222222–55555555–10101010–10101010–|
A:–55555555–00000000–33333333–8-8-8-8—10101010–|
E:–33333333——————————–8-8-8-8—|
But she’s under me and i’m not stopping
Chorus:
e:——————————————————————————-|
B:——————————————————————————-|
G:———————-5555555555555555———————-55555555–22222222-|
D:–55555555–44444444–5555555555555555–55555555–44444444–55555555–22222222-|
A:–55555555–22222222–3333333333333333–55555555–22222222–33333333–00000000-|
E:–33333333——————————33333333——————————-|
Verse: (Palm Muted)
e:————————————————–|
B:——————————————11——|
G:————22222222–55555555—-10——10–10–|
D:–55555555–22222222–55555555—-10——8—10–|
A:–55555555–00000000–33333333–8——8——8—|
E:–33333333—————————————-|
I can’t believe he’s so trusting
e:—————————————————|
B:————————————–11-10——–|
G:————22222222–55555555–1010–10-10——–|
D:–55555555–22222222–55555555–1010–10—-10—–|
A:–55555555–00000000–33333333——8————–|
E:–33333333—————————————–|
While i’m right behind you thrusting
e:————————————————–|
B:——————————————11——|
G:————22222222–55555555—-10——10–10–|
D:–55555555–22222222–55555555—-10——8—10–|
A:–55555555–00000000–33333333–8——8——8—|
E:–33333333—————————————-|
Fiona’s got him on the phone
Yes she’s trying not to moan
e:—————————————————-|
B:—————————————————-|
G:————22222222–55555555–10101010————|
D:–55555555–22222222–55555555–10101010–10101010–|
A:–55555555–00000000–33333333–8-8-8-8—10101010–|
E:–33333333——————————–8-8-8-8—|
It’s a threeway call and he knows nothing
Chorus:
e:——————————————————————————-|
B:——————————————————————————-|
G:———————-5555555555555555———————-55555555–22222222-| 2x
D:–55555555–44444444–5555555555555555–55555555–44444444–55555555–22222222-|
A:–55555555–22222222–3333333333333333–55555555–22222222–33333333–00000000-|
E:–33333333——————————33333333——————————-|
Bridge: [CAUTION: Twanging]
e:————————————————–|
B:–12-10–12—————————————|
G:–12-12—–12r———————————–|
D:——————–4444–5555–2222—555555555–|
A:——————–2222–3333–0000—333333333–|
E:————————————————–|
The… parking lot… why not? It’s so cool when your on top
It’s full on in the snow Life is so hard cause scotty doesn’t know
Scotty doesn’t know
e:———————————————————————–|
B:———————————————————————–|
G:———————————————————————–| 2x
D:——5-5-4-4-5-5—–5-5-4-4-5-5—–5-5-4-4-5-5-7-7-5-5-4-4-5-5——|
A:——————0-0————-3-3———————————-|
E:–3-3——————————————————————|
…I did her on his birthday
Ending Solo: [Played along with Chorus]
e:————————————|
B:————————————|
G:–14b16h14–12——————12–|
D:———————–14-12-14—–|
A:————————————|
E:————————————|