Intro: E D A (x4)
E D A
Welcome to the family
E D A
Hope you have a real good life
E D A
With my little sister
E D A
Yeah, she’ll make a real good wife
E D A
Hope you have lots of babies
E D A
Hope you get a real good job
E D A
Hope you don’t mind company
E D A
‘Cause we’ll be here a lot
B D E
And brother here’s some brotherly advice
B A Dsus2
If you know what’s good for you you’ll treat her right
Chorus:
E D A
‘Cause Grandpa’s the local sheriff
E D A
Yeah he’s the judge and the jury too
E D A
Uncle Bill’s the undertaker, son
E D A
He’ll dig a hole for you
E D A
Cousin Jesse, he’s just crazy
E D A
He’ll fight you just for fun
E D A Asus4
An’ Mama’s got a real bad temper
A
An’ Daddy’s got a shotgun
E D A (x2)
E D A
Welcome to the family
E D A
An’ this side of the tracks
E D A
An’ if you ever leave her
E D A
You ain’t coming back
E D A
My nephew is a hunter
E D A
An’ he’s gonna hunt you down
E D A
Just like he did the last one
E D A
An’ he still ain’t been found
B D E
I like you just fine, don’t get me wrong
B A Dsus2
Boy take care of her,…if you don’t
Chorus:
E D A
Grandpa’s the local sheriff
E D A
Yeah he’s the judge and the jury too
E D A
Uncle Bill’s the undertaker, son
E D A
He’ll dig a hole for you
E D A
Cousin Jesse, he’s just crazy
E D A
He’ll fight you just for fun
E D A Asus4
An’Mama’s got a real bad temper
A
An’Daddy’s got a shotgun
E D A (x4) B D Asus4
Chorus:
E D A
Grandpa’s the local sheriff
E D A
Yeah he’s the judge and the jury too
E D A
Uncle Bill’s the undertaker, son
E D A
He’ll dig a hole for you
E D A
Cousin Jesse, he’s just crazy
E D A
He’ll fight you just for fun
E D A Asus4
An’ Mama’s got a real bad temper
A
An’ Daddy’s got a shotgun
E D A (x4)
E D A
Welcome to the family
E D A
Hope you have a real good life
E D A
With my little sister
E D A (x2)
(repeat this part 7 or 8 times)
E D A
Welcome to the family
A Asus4
Mama’s got a real bad temper
A
Daddy’s got a shotgun
end on Dsus2
