G
I just got offa work at five
D
Drivin’ that old van I drive
G
Overalls and dirty boots
A
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
G
So when I walked into that fancy store
D
They looked at me like I was poor
G
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
A A(let it ring – then pop thumb on soundboard)
It went from “Don’t take checks” to “Right away, yes sir!”
CHORUSL
G
Upper Middle Class White Trash
D
My pockets can’t hold all my cash
A
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
D
Got some gas and won the lottery
G
Now I’m investin’ in my neighborhood
D
My friends and family they’re all livin’
pretty good
The trailer park’s fulla Cadillacs
A (stop) D D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x)
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
G
I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
D
For all those cars on cinder blocks
G
And cousin Charlie he thinks it’s cool
A (stop) A
To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
G
I had a birthday party for momma last night
D
In her 90 and a half foot triple wide
G
You ain’t seen nothin’ if you ain’t seen
A (let it ring)
NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
CHORUS
BRIDGE:
G (let it ring)
Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
D (let it ring)
We can’t eat ’em all, we just say ‘chuck it’
E (let it ring)
All the Miller Lite that you can handle
A (let ring) A (strum 2x speed – then let it ring) А hundred and 57 movie channels….
heh heh heh…
CHORUS: slightly modified
G
Upper Middle Class White Trash
D
Our pockets can’t hold all our cash
A
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
D
Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
G
Now I’m investin’ in my neighborhood
D
My friends and family they’re
all livin’ pretty good
My trailer park’s fulla Cadillacs
A (stop) D D G A D D
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
G
So pop a top, sit back and relax
D
All you Upper Middle Class White Trash…
