Cm Cm Cm
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Cm Cm Cm
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Fm Fm Fm
Plays some games with a grudge
Cm Cm Cm
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
Gm Gm Gm Cm Cm G Cm Cm G
Look out, here comes some shitty games
Cm Cm Cm
Alcohol is his power source
Cm Cm Cm
Takes a piss like a drunken horse
Fm Fm Fm
Climbs a wall then he falls
Cm Cm Cm
This game sucks his spider balls
Gm Gm Gm Cm Cm G Cm Cm G
Oh no, he’s playing the shitty games
(Pluck the bass string first, then the chord itself:)
A# D# G Cm
When he plays his games he feels so ashamed
A# D#
He shoots web from his wrist
G Cm
But now Spiderman’s fuckin… pissed
Cm G Cm G
Cm Cm Cm
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Cm Cm Cm
Rather suck on a frozen turd
Fm Fm Fm
Or eat some crap from a moose
Cm Cm Cm
Gonna chug down some poopy juice
G G G Cm Cm
These games are such a great big fuck-up
G Cm Cm
They make you wanna throw up
G G Cm (alt)
All over Spider…Man…
