Em Cmaj7
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
Am9
While jing off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
B7
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
Em
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
Cmaj7 Am9
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
B7
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
Em Cmaj7
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am9
No you don’t even like
B7
No you don’t even like boys
Em Cmaj7
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am9
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…
Em
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Cmaj7
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am9
Secretly you’re so amused
B7
That nobody understands you
Em
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
Cmaj7
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
Am9 B7
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone
that wears more make up than…
Em Cmaj7
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am9
No you don’t even like
B7
No you don’t even like boys
Em Cmaj7
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am9
No you don’t even like
B7 Cmaj7 C#m7
No you don’t even like…
B7
Ur so gay ur so gay
Em7
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
Cmaj7
You pull em’ down and there’s really nothing there
Am9 B7/Eb
I wish you would just be real with me
Em Cmaj7
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am9
No you don’t even like
B7
No you don’t even like boys
Em Cmaj7
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
Am9
No you don’t even like
B7
No you don’t even like… PENIS!
