Rowan Atkinson:
A#
For years I thought
Dm7 D# Cm
I’d have to live alone
F F+
I never got a letter
A# A#sus2 | F
Had to disconnect the phone
A# Dm7
The only girls I ever saw
D# Cm
Were on TV
F F+
But now I’ve got a Venus
A# A#7
Who’s sitting next to me
Both:
D#
Do I love you?
F
Do I want you?
A#
Would I give my life
Dm7 D# Cm
To you if I could?
F
Do birds fly?
D# F
Do fish swim?
A# Dm7
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
Cm A#sus2 : F
In the woods?
Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m’ luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f…
Rowan:
…for crying out loud!
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh…
Cm F#sus4 : F#
In the woods?
Rowan:
B D#m7
I introduced her round my friends
E C#m
She was ace
F# F#+
I was no longer on Earth
B Bsus2 : F#
But in better place
Kate:
B
He’s an utter creep and he
D#m7 E C#m
Drives me round the bend
F# F#+
And to alleviate the boredom
B
I sleep with his friends
Rowan:
B B7sus4 B7
Ho ha ho
Both:
E
Do I desire you?
F#
Do I adore you?
Rowan:
B
Would I cut off all my toenails
D#m7 E C#m
And put them in an envelope with my feet?
F#
Is Reagan Godhead?
E F#
Is Chairman Mao dead?
B D#m7
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]:
C#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Bsus2 : F#
Mmmmm…
Rowan [Tim]:
B D#m7
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
C#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Ahoo Ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
Both:
F# F#+
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?
Rowan:
F# B
On Main Street
Kate:
Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
