Em C G D
If god had long hair and a goatee
Em C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G D
If he looked spaced out
Em C G D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em C G D
an eye infection?
C G D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
C G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
C D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em C G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em C G D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em C G D
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G D
And he subscribes to rolling stone
Em C G D
If god made this place, in the beginning
Em C
Did he plant any seeds?
G D
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
Em C G D
So they’d be hungry for the apple
Em C G D
That the snake was always offering
C G D
And yeah yeah god rolls great
C G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
C D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em C G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em C G D
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
Em C G D
When he made the platypus
Em C G D
When he created earth our home
G D
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
Em C G D
And do you think he rolls his own
Em C G D
Up there in heaven on the throne
Em C G D
And when the saints go marching home
G D
maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
