VERSE 1:
Am9 Emadd9
Registration starts at 8, don’t be late or else
Am9 Emadd9
That’s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
Am9
We’ll study each and every flower, per credit hour
Cmaj7 G
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
PRE-CHORUS:
B7 F#
So if you grow your knowledge tree
B7
Hydroponically
Em7
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
CHORUS:
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
VERSE 2:
Am7
Instead of writing boring papers
Em7
you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
Am7 Em7
You’ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced
that you’re acing physics
Am7 Cmaj7
You’ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples
and carving cans
G
You passed your first exam
PRE-CHORUS:
B7 F#
So if you take your notes and tokes
B7
Of signals made of smoke
Em7
No joke it is, off you Go to Cannabis College
B7 F# B7 F#
And in the basement lavatory they’re teaching short-term memory
B7 Em7
Can anybody tell me where they’re teaching short-term memory?
CHORUS:
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
INTERLUDE: Am7 Em7 Am7 B7
VERSE 3:
Am7 Em7
Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he’s been here
who knows how long
Am7 Em7
His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal
to Oregon
Am7
Throughout the days it’s Dr Dre from the payphone era
Cmaj7
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s Purple Haze
G
And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone
PRE-CHORUS:
B7 F# B7
With THC, PhDs, a BА in euphoria
B7 F# B7
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
B7 F# B7
Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
B7 F# B7
Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
Em7
I made it through college
CHORUS:
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
B7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
Repeat chorus until end.
