This song is pretty easy as it only uses four chords: [G][D][A][C]
I made it up whilst a was having a nice relaxing poo, with my guitar.
[G] I’m having a [D] nice relaxing [A] poo [G] I’m having a [D] whale of a time on the [A]loo [G] I’m painting the [D] toilet brown with [A] goo [G] I’m having a [D] nice relaxing [A] poo [C] What colour [G] is your [A] poo [C] How many [G] sheets do you [A] use [G] If you had some [D] time alone would [A] you [G] I’m having a [D] nice relaxing [A] poo–I hope you enjoy my song-Peace out-Tommy P, the tommy tom meister..Tom Power-