Вступление: Em | C | G D Em D > 2 раза
Em
Oh if only Brazil was not so far
Em C
Far away I would swim or walk or ride
G D Em D
But never ever fly
Em
But all the noise of the maniacs there
Em
The seat on my face it’s worth to bear
C G D Em D
But I don’t wanna bounce and die
С
But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
G D C G
Stewardess before the crash
C G
Lavatory love machine
G
No fear can quell my steam
C G
Lavatory live machine
G
No cabin fire burn my dream
I’m at you disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain’t gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You’re whipping with an iron voice
You command
Uh mistress I am in your hands
And when she asks me what I’d like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply… What about your pie?
Chorus
Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?!
Now if I gotta die
I’ll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I’ve been alive
Till I made my final splash
Chorus
Don’t hear those scary noises
From the turbine when you scream