D A
My dog’s stomach was very upset,
D A
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
D A
And on our way to the vet,
D A D
I killed a cat.
D A D
I said isn’t that ironic?
D A
I adopted a child from over seas,
D A
to rescue him from child labor factories,
D A D A D
And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
D A D
isn’t that ironic
D G D A
I said isn’t that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
D G
А water-park is burnt to the ground,
D A
And a toe-truck has broken down.
D A
I always use to cry when I laughed,
D D G D A
and then I was molested by a clown.
D A D
Isn’t that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
and then,
Оut of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.
I dated an animal rights activist,
and one day she got really pissed,
Because I was eating veal,
That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.
Isn’t that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,
And I got my girlfriend pregnant
on my sterile uncle’s pull-out couch.
If everyday you play the board-game Risk,
You probably never taken a risk in your life.
And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold
on the board game market.
А little kid died from suffocation,
when he choked a game piece from Ореrаtiоn.
And I can’t grow a beard.
That one’s not ironic, that one’s just sad.
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.
My grandfather had Alzheimer’s and one day we were…
My dog’s stomach was very upset,
D A
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
D A
And on our way to the vet,
D A D
I killed a cat.
D A D
I said isn’t that ironic?
D A
I adopted a child from over seas,
D A
to rescue him from child labor factories,
D A D A D
And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
D A D
isn’t that ironic
D G D A
I said isn’t that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
D G
А water-park is burnt to the ground,
D A
And a toe-truck has broken down.
D A
I always use to cry when I laughed,
D D G D A
and then I was molested by a clown.
D A D
Isn’t that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
and then,
Оut of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.
I dated an animal rights activist,
and one day she got really pissed,
Because I was eating veal,
That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.
Isn’t that I-R-О-N-I-C-I-N-О-R-I-R-О-N-I-C?
I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,
And I got my girlfriend pregnant
on my sterile uncle’s pull-out couch.
If everyday you play the board-game Risk,
You probably never taken a risk in your life.
And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold
on the board game market.
А little kid died from suffocation,
when he choked a game piece from Ореrаtiоn.
And I can’t grow a beard.
That one’s not ironic, that one’s just sad.
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.
My grandfather had Alzheimer’s and one day we were…
