Intro: G Bm Em
G Bm Em
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,
and take to the air?
G Bm Em
Me Neither
G Bm
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme
Em
but the right words just weren’t there?
G Bm Em
Meat Cleaver
G Bm Em
The people in my life are like grains of sand
G Bm
Cause they stick together Yeah..
Em
Often near my butt hole
C D Em C D
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
G Bm
A fish that’s drowning
C D
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Em C D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
G Bm
Come witness my crowning
C D
These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I’m
N.C.
Hashtag Deep
G Bm Em
*through this speaking part*
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
G Bm
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
Em
instead of on your girlfriends face?
G Bm Em
Me neither.. Me neither!
G Bm
Have you ever wrote a song note for note
Em
and not a single note was out of place?
Duh. (Play random chords here)
G Bm Em
The people in my life are like blades of grass How?
G Bm Em
Cause they’re all so grounded but at least grass
stays away from my butthole!
C D
Art is a harlot
Em C
And I am her sassy urban friend
D G Bm
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
C D Em
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
C D G Bm
Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
C
You don’t know
D
How could you know
G D C
If life makes you wish you were dead
G D C
Just put on a good movie and then promptly
D
put a bullet in your head
G D C G D
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison
C D
to living the dream
D
Hashtag Deep
Outro: G Bm Em
G Bm Em
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,
and take to the air?
G Bm Em
Me Neither
G Bm
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme
Em
but the right words just weren’t there?
G Bm Em
Meat Cleaver
G Bm Em
The people in my life are like grains of sand
G Bm
Cause they stick together Yeah..
Em
Often near my butt hole
C D Em C D
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
G Bm
A fish that’s drowning
C D
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Em C D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
G Bm
Come witness my crowning
C D
These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I’m
N.C.
Hashtag Deep
G Bm Em
*through this speaking part*
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
G Bm
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
Em
instead of on your girlfriends face?
G Bm Em
Me neither.. Me neither!
G Bm
Have you ever wrote a song note for note
Em
and not a single note was out of place?
Duh. (Play random chords here)
G Bm Em
The people in my life are like blades of grass How?
G Bm Em
Cause they’re all so grounded but at least grass
stays away from my butthole!
C D
Art is a harlot
Em C
And I am her sassy urban friend
D G Bm
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
C D Em
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
C D G Bm
Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
C
You don’t know
D
How could you know
G D C
If life makes you wish you were dead
G D C
Just put on a good movie and then promptly
D
put a bullet in your head
G D C G D
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison
C D
to living the dream
D
Hashtag Deep
Outro: G Bm Em
