Intro: F Am F Am Bb C
Dm Am Bb
Now the show is done
F A Dm
I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun
Am
And if you watch this thing alone
Bb
You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times
F A
you exhaled out of your nose
Dm Am
But if you hated it, that’s fair
Bb
But either way, could you find a little more time
F C
for a parting questionnaire?
F A Bb
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
F A Bb
‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?
F A Bb
I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?
F Gm A7 Bb
But what the fuck kind of question is “Am I happy?”
F A Dm
I really wanna try to get happy
Bb
And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always
F A Bb
Panic every time I’m unhappy like
F
I’m owed some life
A
Where I’m always, like, happy
Dm Bb
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it
F A Bb Bbm
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
F A Bb
So if you know or ever knew how to be happy
F A Bb
On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?
F A Bb
You’re everything you hated, are you happy?
F A Bb
Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?
Outro: F Am F Am Bb C
Dm Am Bb
Now the show is done
F A Dm
I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun
Am
And if you watch this thing alone
Bb
You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times
F A
you exhaled out of your nose
Dm Am
But if you hated it, that’s fair
Bb
But either way, could you find a little more time
F C
for a parting questionnaire?
F A Bb
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
F A Bb
‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?
F A Bb
I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?
F Gm A7 Bb
But what the fuck kind of question is “Am I happy?”
F A Dm
I really wanna try to get happy
Bb
And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always
F A Bb
Panic every time I’m unhappy like
F
I’m owed some life
A
Where I’m always, like, happy
Dm Bb
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it
F A Bb Bbm
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
F A Bb
So if you know or ever knew how to be happy
F A Bb
On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?
F A Bb
You’re everything you hated, are you happy?
F A Bb
Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?
Outro: F Am F Am Bb C