Intro: D A Bm G D A G D
D A Bm
She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare,
G D
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair,
A Bm
From the start it was easy to see,
G D A Bm
This was the girl for me.
G
who cares if she was 83.
D A Bm G D
A Bm
She could make me silent, she could make me shout.
G D
And she drove me wild with those dentures out.
A Bm
When we ate people said we were rude,
G D
cause i had to pre-chew her food.
D A Bm G D
A Bm
Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face,
G D
I put my hand up her skirt…second base!
A Bm
We made love and the more i thrust,
G D A Bm G
the more the room was covered in dust…
D A Bm G
the room was covered in d-u-s-t
A G
Then one day i felt i chill
A
as i woke up from our bed
G
she was lying there real still,
A
my little lady was already dead.
G
the wake happened on a saturday night,
A
I just sat there and bowed my head.
G
А little girl was one my right,
D
Crying because her grandma was dead.
and that little girl she…
D A Bm
Got me with her looks got me with her tears,
G D
Feminine beauty beyond her years,
A Bm
From the start it was easy to see.
G
That was the girl me.
D A
Bm G
Who cares if she was only 3.
Outro: D A G D
D A Bm
She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare,
G D
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair,
A Bm
From the start it was easy to see,
G D A Bm
This was the girl for me.
G
who cares if she was 83.
D A Bm G D
A Bm
She could make me silent, she could make me shout.
G D
And she drove me wild with those dentures out.
A Bm
When we ate people said we were rude,
G D
cause i had to pre-chew her food.
D A Bm G D
A Bm
Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face,
G D
I put my hand up her skirt…second base!
A Bm
We made love and the more i thrust,
G D A Bm G
the more the room was covered in dust…
D A Bm G
the room was covered in d-u-s-t
A G
Then one day i felt i chill
A
as i woke up from our bed
G
she was lying there real still,
A
my little lady was already dead.
G
the wake happened on a saturday night,
A
I just sat there and bowed my head.
G
А little girl was one my right,
D
Crying because her grandma was dead.
and that little girl she…
D A Bm
Got me with her looks got me with her tears,
G D
Feminine beauty beyond her years,
A Bm
From the start it was easy to see.
G
That was the girl me.
D A
Bm G
Who cares if she was only 3.
Outro: D A G D
