E|———————————————————–|
B|———————————————————–|
G|—-x————-9-x-9–9-9—–x————-x———–|
D|-11-x-11–11-11-9-9-x-9–9-9-9-7-x-7—7-7-9-6-x-6–6-6-9–|
A|-11-x-11–11-11-9-7-x-7–7-7-9-7-x-7—7-7-9-6-x-6–6-6-9–|
E|–9-x–9—9–9-7—x——–7-5-x-5—5-5-7-4-x-4–4-4-7–|
Verse 1:
C#5 E2
Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain
A5 G#5
I’m your biggest fan
C#5 E2
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass
A5 G#5
Write back ass soon as you can
Chorus:
C#5
You’ve had a lot of dick
E2
(Had a lot of dick)
A5
I’ve had a lot of time
G#5
(Had a lot of time)
C#5 (stop)
You’ve had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain’t had mine
E|———————|
B|———————|
G|—-x—————-|
D|-11-x-11–11-11-9-6–|
A|-11-x-11–11-11-9-6–|
E|–9-x–9—9–9-7-4–|
Verse 2:
C#5 E2
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
A5 G#5
You never wrote me back
C#5 E2
How could I ever eat, your ass when ya treat
A5 G#5
Your biggest fan like that
Chorus: play like before
Chorus:
C#5
You’ve had a lot of dick
E2
(Had a lot of dick)
A5
I’ve had a lot of time
G#5
(Had a lot of time)
C#5 (stop)
You’ve had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain’t had mine
E|———————|
B|———————|
G|—-x—————-|
D|-11-x-11–11-11-9-6–|
A|-11-x-11–11-11-9-6–|
E|–9-x–9—9–9-7-4–|
Verse 3:
C#5 E2
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
A5 G#5
This letter is my last
C#5 E2
As your biggest fan, I must demand
A5 G#5
You let me eat your ass
Chorus: you know it
Chorus:
C#5
You’ve had a lot of dick
E2
(Had a lot of dick)
A5
I’ve had a lot of time
G#5
(Had a lot of time)
C#5 (stop)
You’ve had a lot of dick Chasey
(start playing the riff below)
But you ain’t had mine
E|———————|
B|———————|
G|—-x—————-|
D|-11-x-11–11-11-9-6–|
A|-11-x-11–11-11-9-6–|
E|–9-x–9—9–9-7-4–|
Ending:
B5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
C#5
Chasey this is my mom and dad
E5
Now show em them titties
B5 F#5 (stop)
Now show em them titties
B5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
C#5
Chasey this is my mom and dad
E5
Now show em them titties
B5 F#5(stop)
Now show em them titties
(play the intro:)
Would you fuck me for blow?
E|———————————————————–|
B|———————————————————–|
G|—-x————-9-x-9–9-9—–x————-x———–|
D|-11-x-11–11-11-9-9-x-9–9-9-9-7-x-7—7-7-9-6-x-6–6-6-9–|
A|-11-x-11–11-11-9-7-x-7–7-7-9-7-x-7—7-7-9-6-x-6–6-6-9–|
E|–9-x–9—9–9-7—x——–7-5-x-5—5-5-7-4-x-4–4-4-7–|
