G# Cm A# G#
What’s the harm in going over just to say “Hello”
Cm A# G#
She is beautiful, you’re a zombie from the Thriller video
Cm A# G#
Voice in my head, why Do you sound like Billy Mays?
Cm A# G#
Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away
Chorus:
Cm A# G#
When she’s dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
Cm A# G#
I’ll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
Cm A# G#
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star’s laser beam
Cm
Don’t ask me what that means
A#
She’s the one that’s having this fucked up dream
Verse 2:
Doesn’t that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith?
Good one genius, now she knows you’re mildly retarded
Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot
Buy some flowers that only have ‘She Loves Me Nots’
Chorus:
Cm A# G#
When she’s dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
Cm A# G#
I’ll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
Cm A# G#
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star’s laser beam
Cm
Don’t ask me what that means
A# F
She’s the one that’s having this fucked up dream
G# A# F
I thought that she was waving so I was waving back
G# A# F
Then I turned around and saw the shithead she was waving at
G# A# F
His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison
G# A#
(He would think of something cool to say here)
G# Cm A# G#
Voice in my head, maybe there’s no one for me out there
Cm A# G#
On the bright side you’re gonna get really good at Solitaire
Chorus:
Cm A# G#
When she’s dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
Cm A# G#
I’ll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
Cm A# G#
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star’s laser beam
Cm
Don’t ask me what that means
A#
She’s the one that’s having this fucked up dream
