Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C#
In the ham wallet
F# D#m A#m
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
C#
With the lap rocket
F# D#m A#m
Batter dip the cranny ax
C#
In the gut locker
F# D#m A#m
Retrofit the pudding hatch
C#
Ooh la la
F# D#m A#m
With the boink swatter
B
If i get you in the loop
F# D#m A#m
when I make a point to be straight
B
with you then
F#
In lieu of the innuendo
C#
in the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
D#m C# F#
I don’t wanna beat around the bush
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Solo: x2
e|————————————————|
B|————————————————|
G|——3-3-1——-3-3———3-3-1——-4-4-3-|
D|-4-4———1-1——4————————-|
A|————————-1-1———4-4——–|
E|————————————————|
F# D#m A#m
Marinate the nether rod
C#
In the squish mitten
F# D#m A#m
Power drill the yippee bog
C#
With the dude piston
F# D#m A#m
Pressure wash the quiver bone
C#
In the bitch wrinkle
F# D#m A#m
Cannonball the fiddle cove
C#
Ooh la la
F# D#m A#m
With the pork steeple
B
If I get you in the loop
F# D#m A#m
when I make a point to be straight
B
with you then
F#
In lieu of the innuendo
C#
In the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
D#m C# F#
I don’t wanna beat around the bush
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F# D#m A#m C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Solo: x2
e|————————————————|
B|————————————————|
G|——3-3-1——-3-3———3-3-1——-4-4-3-|
D|-4-4———1-1——4————————-|
A|————————-1-1———4-4——–|
E|————————————————|
F# D#m
Put the you know what in the you know where
A#m C#
Put the you know what in the you know where
F# D#m
Put the you know what in the you know where
A#m C#
Put the you know what in the you know where
