Close your legs, open your mind
C G
Leave those compliments well behind
D
Dig a little deeper into yourself
C G
And you may find
D
Come on over here just sit right down
C G
Needn’t comb your hair, needn’t pout or frown
D
I hear you’ve turned our young men
C G
Into dribbling clowns
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
D
Make their day and go ahead
C G
Remove your clothes lie on their bed
D
Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
C G
To the easily led
D
And before you do just what you do
C G
Here’s one thought for you to chew
D
The men who run the business that you sell
C G
They screw you too
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
Bm G
You’re just another 365 night stand
D A
But you’re so handy, you’re so handy
Bm G
You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
D A D
But you’re so handy, you’re so handy
D
Your picture’s hanging pretty on the squaddies’ walls
C G
You’re Steven’s, Andy’s, you’re Ian’s, you’re Paul’s
D
You’re body’s thought of fondly in the rugby mauls
C G
But you want more
D
You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks
C G
Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs
D
Your poses turn the passive into maniacs
C G
But you want more
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
D
36 D – So what (D) so what
C G
Is that all that you’ve got?
He was trying to save his job
He was, he was trying to save his job
Original is played in F#-Major