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I read the news today oh boy
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About a lucky man who made the grade
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And though the news was rather sad
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Well I just had to laugh
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I saw the photograph.
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He blew his mind out in a car
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He didn´t notice that the lights had changed
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A crowd of people stood and stared
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They´d seen his face before
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Nobody was really sure
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If he was from the House of Lords.
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I saw a film today oh boy
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The English Army had just won the war
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A crowd of people turned away
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But I just had to look
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Having read the book.
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I´d love to turn you on.
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Woke up, fell out of bed,
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Dragged a comb across my head
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Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
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And looking up I noticed I was late.
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Found my coat and grabbed my hat
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Made the bus in seconds flat
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Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
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Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
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I read the news today oh boy
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Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
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And though the holes were rather small
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They had to count them all
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Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
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I´d love to turn you on…